douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Bag

A bag is what you wish you had to carry your groceries in

I sure wish I had a bag!

by TheDictionaryist May 31, 2022

punching bag

a person who loses a fight and is therefore considered a bitch, especially when it happens repeatedly

“damn they got fucked up, they just a punching bag!”

by AwesomeOrangeGamer6969 May 31, 2022

perhaps bag

A light, net bag carried in former Soviet Union ‘in case’ an item was available since there was a general scarcity of everyday items

She always had a perhaps bag in her purse in the off chance eggs or meat were in the stores today

by Rwbnyc June 3, 2022

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022