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I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"
Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!
by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006
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Everybody Loves Raymond

A derogatory term for a show with absolutely no comedic value; an absolutely worthless waste of time that appeals only to those who are easily entertained...VERY easily entertained.
Wow that show was fucking Everybody Loves Raymond.
by ik January 11, 2004
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I'm in love with you

meaning- "let me waste your time for a couple months
by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay October 9, 2018
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Wild Monkey Love

The filter for the word "fuck" on www.Thewarcenter.com
You are such a wild monkey love

*Replace wild monkey love with fuck
by Phade November 30, 2004
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I love you

Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.

Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!

2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)

A: Asshole tries to build feelings.

*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*

B: Asshole plays with feelings.

*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*

C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)

*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*

D: Break up with them.

*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010
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greek love call

This is nothing more than a simple fart done by a gay man for the effect of enticing him into sexual relations.
I farted at work near TK and he heard the greek love call and thought it was an invitation.
by bob zee August 6, 2010
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i love that for you

I have a cock up my ass
Bethanie: "I got drunk and sucked brads cock behind a dumpster"
Emily: "OMG I love that for you!"
by Pomponok November 13, 2020
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