Love bomb

When yu plough the pussy so gd yu fall in love so it’s like”BOOM POW “ dick whipped in love

“Ohh mhmmmm that feels so good” *thust so deep it hits the belly button and balls clapp at the same time * “uhhh mhmm yessss” . I just got love bombed

by Submissive 007 March 19, 2022

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 04, 2002

I love lamp

An expression of love for the linux apache mysql (python|php|mysql) server otherwise known as what runs like 80% of the internets.

I love LAMP and I hate WISA.

by bazzawil April 29, 2009

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

by purplepurple October 22, 2009

I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

by Marissa The Great February 16, 2005

Everybody Loves Raymond

A derogatory term for a show with absolutely no comedic value; an absolutely worthless waste of time that appeals only to those who are easily entertained...VERY easily entertained.

Wow that show was fucking Everybody Loves Raymond.

by ik January 11, 2004