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california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.
On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.
by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017
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dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 25, 2020
mugGet the dance with a dogmug.

Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.
Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..
by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019
mugGet the Dog monthmug.

dog water

ur not justin enough...
by andhuyahd May 4, 2021
mugGet the dog watermug.

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.
Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
mugGet the Corn dogmug.

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.
Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.
by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021
mugGet the German corn dogmug.

Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022
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