Encyclopedia dick is when you have warts inside your dick and the only way to pop them is to drop an encyclopedia on your dick from a high surface.
Guy :"Hey man I think I got that encyclopedia dick in my dick.
Other guy "Hold on I'll get the encyclopedia"
Other guy "Hold on I'll get the encyclopedia"
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someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.
Not to be confused with just having a big ego;
One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.
Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.
someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.
Not to be confused with just having a big ego;
One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.
Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.
Example one!
P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"
P2: "...And what do you get in return?"
P1: "Uh, nothing.."
P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."
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Example 2:
Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."
P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"
P2: "...And what do you get in return?"
P1: "Uh, nothing.."
P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."
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Example 2:
Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."
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Get the vodoo dick mug.1. Someone who rushes to put a word on urban dictionary but completely balzes it up, making them look like an absolute moron.
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I put in a definition for "arvo" but I spelled it "avro". When it made word of the day, everyone knew I was an urban dick.
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