Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

reverse black widow

When you finish having sex and cum inside, instead of buying plan B or dealing with the consequences, you kill her. Just like the spider, but the male kills the female.

Bro 1: I came inside her last night
Bro 2: damn bro, better get plan b
Bro 1: nah bro, reverse black widowed that ho
Bro 2: nice

by ThePJeezy November 7, 2018

Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018

Black Holes

A Space Death Hole
With INF MASS
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Drake: Wait Wat

A black hole is a phenomenon that occurs when a star 10-20 More massive than our sun reaches the end of its life
also, black holes can merge like planets

by The Preasdom January 15, 2021

big black man

a big black man

"look at that big black man over there"

by anonymous April 13, 2022

black reverse cowgirl

when a black man has a black woman sitting on his face and he’s choking on his shlong

you know we tried black reverse cowgirl

by lahlahm2 October 11, 2023