Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

baby stand

The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.

Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.

by Kagetane May 2, 2019

piss baby 3000

is my very good best friend

ur urban dictionary account is piss baby 3000 and have a great definitions

by eareyecat April 11, 2022

Bambu Babies

Baddies who love to party at Bambu Night Club

Did you see the Bambu Babies last night?😍

I can’t wait to see the Bambu Babies tonight!😩

That club is full of Bambu Babies👀

You need to come to Bambu! The Bambu Babies are bomb!

Bambu Babies know how to get lit!

by #thebambubabies May 16, 2022

Hung like a baby

Ironic or deceptive Penis reference

“I didn’t lie,I am HUNG LIKE A BABY, I’m 5lbs,2 oz and 18 inches long”

by BigMp June 17, 2025

Baby lay

An amazing beautiful young lady ❤️

Baby lay An amazing beautiful female

by anonymous August 31, 2021

baby handoff

The location where a baby or child is transferred from one divorced parent to the other.

Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.

by mark52million December 29, 2018