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OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".
"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"
by bwet00 September 6, 2017
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Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.
Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"
by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016
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piss off

Piss off is a two word idiom, usually utilized when an unsuspecting person finally realizes that they have had a gut full of another and their 'state' has passed the point of just being 'pissed off' at them. arriving instead at the point of no return, do not bother passing go because there will in no way shape or form be 200 dollars or 200,000 dollars waiting for one of THE most miserable performances of a lifetime performed by THE single, stupidest person. No hyphen necessary. Can be applied to more than one person at a time.

Also see: "Eat shit and die". A similar intention and application with a little more direction and guidance for the socially challenged and terminally confused.
Singular: Here's an idea, jackass...why don't you piss off.

Multiples or more than one: It might be a good idea for y'all to piss off.
by MonkeySees July 27, 2022
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Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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Gayin' Off

Committing what can be seen as a gay/ homosexual act in speech, action or bodily gestures
Wayne -" I Don't like soft tacos, give me the hard ones"
Tim-" Eww, you gayin' off"
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Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
by Meday December 7, 2023
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