by fheiuowgroag bahr September 10, 2021

the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,
although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!
although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!
by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020

by ILYFIML :D January 11, 2022

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude
by jay the emperor December 30, 2022

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

by puddytat April 27, 2019
