F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)

When a heavier woman acts in ways that aren't normal or positive to garner any attention she can from others.

"Last night Bertha was starting so much drama because she wanted Rick to notice her and she wanted to keep his attention off of the better looking girls. That hooker has serious F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)."

by brewcityboy May 1, 2012

first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

Restless third-leg syndrome

1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.

"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".

by BaJinxy August 29, 2007

American Big Dick Syndrome

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome

A fictional disease attributed to bitchy girls as an attempt to explain why they are the way they are.

Commonly abbreviated as SUCS.

Bitchy girl:
"I'm going to act like hot shit even though I'm not very attractive, then I'm going to get drunk and be a complete cunt to everyone that isn't a hot guy."

Observers:
"Looks like she's got Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome."

by The Coolest Amber Ever January 14, 2008

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020