baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

baby

ethan tsui

Ethan Tsui is baby. Protect him at all costs.

by tsui September 24, 2019

even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch

When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.

My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!

by ALC2017 May 25, 2017

poopy piss baby

someone who is acting like a piss baby

“Austin is being a poopy piss baby”

by ConDon437 March 15, 2023