parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016

Gun off

Another term for blowjob. Also called gat off.

That bitch gave me a gun off. She gatted my boy. She gunned my boy. Then i realized SHE was a HE. Whoops! Now i am confused and not sure who I am. I am en route to Sri Lanka or Dubai or the swiss alps in search of the dali llama to figure out the meaning of life and who I am. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, should I blast myself?

by Mul hester August 26, 2016