Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

by Bif Loman January 8, 2008

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

by Shaweena January 18, 2009

They're after me lucky charms!

A quote used by a small leprechaun in a cereal commercial.

I gave a midgit $5 to say "They're after me lucky charms!"

by Michael Lewis May 13, 2005

JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Me la jalo sin crema

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"

Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.

by B-STONE May 25, 2011

sb. ain't got shit on me

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you

King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

by C-Webb August 9, 2004

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

by dNguyen September 8, 2006