24 karat gold labubu

The most expensive labubu in the world made of REAL 24 karat gold, and weighing 200 grams. It costed 20,000 pounds to have him made by basically melting down gold bars and putting it in a shape thing that was the shape of a labubu.

DO NOT DIP IN VINGAR

British woman: I have the one and only 24 karat gold labubu
British woman: he is the golden one, he is the chosen one.

by ur moms iliccit affair July 9, 2025

Fool’s Gold

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.

Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.

by Diggininmybutt445 July 9, 2025

National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day

February 9th is national steal rainbow goldfish day! Steal your friends rainbow goldfish.

You: Hey guess what day it is? February 9th, National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day!

Them: what's so special- HEY GIVE BACK MY GOLDFISH

You:HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK MINE NOW!

by livelaughlovetheater February 7, 2026

Albertan Pot Of Gold

you shotgun a beer and then fuck a shamrock shake from McDonald’s and then you shit in it and you shotgun the shit in shamrock shake

i did an albertan pot of gold

by braydengoggins March 4, 2026

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore

Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.

by That_Fairy August 28, 2025

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025