Konklen Sunday

A konklen Sunday is the act in which a person fornicates on their relatives futon on a Sunday evening with a grapefruit.

Person one: Yoo I just had a konklen Sunday on my nephews futon!

Person 2: what the fuck.

by Jablingo January 25, 2024

Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.

“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”

by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

Rishi Sunak

A rich self entitled unelected twat for the United Kingdom

Rishi Sunak is a very rich prime minister!

by ThomasJohnso@n February 12, 2024

Filthy Sunrise

A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.

Guy1: I just gave my girl a filthy sunrise!
Guy2: bro that's sick!

by CopperC February 18, 2024

Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car

Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that

by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024

Ocean Sunfish

The most useless fish in the world. All they do is swim around, hit walls, and fail to eat because they're too damn slow.

If you're an ocean sunfish, then you should kys NOW!

by coolestofcoolestguy March 4, 2024

Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle

Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.

by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024