“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.
by That island guy August 8, 2024
Get the Butt Douche mug.A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
Get the Butt Monkey mug.Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.
Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.
by Godrewski March 15, 2022
Get the Poop Butt mug.The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............
...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!
...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!
Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!
by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021
Get the The butt! Dun Dun Dun! mug.When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
by JS123678123 February 19, 2024
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by ILikeToEatShrooms December 18, 2017
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