Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

Bag

A feeling encompassing a host of negative emotions, ranging from general malaise to unfathomable hopelessness.

Can also be used as "baggy"

Person 1 to Person 2: "baaaaggggg."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

Person 1 to Person 2: "I am so fucking baggy."
Person 2: *nods in pathetic agreeance*

by BagBoy28 September 24, 2015

Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

Milk Bagged

The act of placing ones breast(male or female) on another person's body shoulder, arm and so on

Nathan just milk bagged Misty Amanda's shoulder!

by Missmyass June 19, 2016

Random bag of NYC garbage

When your friend who is also known as “cheap shot motherfucker” or “seagull”,
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.

Cheap shot motherfucker through a Random bag of NYC garbage in my face.

by Bripolar September 25, 2022

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019