Bogus Butts

by 5frmda6 January 30, 2023
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butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.
Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!
by B1G B3N November 04, 2017
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truckin butts

1) the act of moving at high rate of speed
2) the act of frequent flatulence

3) the act of walking with a big ass
Damn! That bitch truckin butts!”
by GeneralLogan June 04, 2022
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truckin butts

1) the act of moving at a high rate of speed
2) the act of frequent flatulence

3) an individual walking with an abnormally large ass
Damn! That bitch is truckin butts!”
by GeneralLogan June 04, 2022
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Pippy butt

What Pip the Penguin squeezimal says, much to everyone’s annoyance.
Pip: PIPPY BUTT, PIPPY BUTT, PIPPY PIPPY PIPPY BUTT!!!

Everyone else: SHUT THE @&$% UP, PIP!
by Zan Partizanne March 01, 2019
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Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
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Butt-booger

Noun: used to describe a small amount of fecal matter that is stuck or trapped on the outside of the rectum. (Also known as a dingleberry)
I was in such a hurry to poop this morning, I think I missed some and now I am stuck with a butt-booger that needs a good picking.
by Surplus of Fart August 29, 2023
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