Zach

Someone with a huge dick and can satisfy the needs of thicc women.

Zach has a big dick! I want Zach.

by Jesus Christ the lord and savi May 5, 2020

Zach

A cowardly snack that will betray you even for the smallest piece of meat.

Did you meet that guy?
yeah he's such a Zach

by bobert1344513 May 22, 2022

zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

by jackfis h November 3, 2025

Zach Towers

Big sexy ginger male who you’ll enjoy edging to

person: “i love edging to zach towers”
person 2: “same!”

by TurkishSigma October 29, 2023

Zach is cool

you say it when you remember that Zach is cool
if you dont capitalise the word "Zach" it is considered to be a racial slur.

# example 1
person 1: DUDE I JUST REALISED Zach is cool
person 2: Dude Zach is cool

# example 2
person 1: DUDE I JUST REALISED zach is cool
person 2: Dude kill yourself

by Zachiscool :) February 19, 2025

Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!

Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach

by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023