Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 01, 2023

Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.

I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*

by vvrainee March 27, 2023

WEIRD LOCO

Weird Loco, or "Thomas", is on the mic a loco. He is a very muscular and dominant man and every chick wants him. He is a BEAST on LoL, stomping on anyone who ever dares to get in his way. He loves Simaklas, but if your name is Ksekolias, you better run.

-Exeis dei ton Weird Loco shmera?

-Nai sthn toualeta einai skaei mpafo

by Deathscent743 November 21, 2021

weird hour

1 am

That time of the night when all the freaks come out

“Wanna go to cook out?”

“Fuck no, it’s weird hour”

by UwUowoUwU July 02, 2023

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 03, 2024

shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.

Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”

by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023

Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal

Jess’s family is weird as dirt

by Dave diggs September 26, 2021