Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.

Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.

by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008

Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".

A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.

by Don Dukas March 7, 2008

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

weimersheimer

To be a Descendant of God or Godlike.

He's such an amazing person, I look at him like he might be a Weimersheimer

by unbrokenlink February 3, 2010

Weinerize

The self-destructive use of social media through careless, reckless or inappropriate publishing.

Jim weinerized his career by sending tweets of his junk through his Twitter account.

by yugdrof December 2, 2011

Weinercrat

A voter who, out of party allegiance, steadfastly supports disgraced politicians

At least Ted Kennedy is no longer around for those weinercrats to re-elect.

by Sasook of the South June 13, 2011

weiner tuner

Magazine chockablock full of pornographic images & forums.

Bloke check this latest issue of Susu Sluts but you may require some privacy to perfom a weiner tuner

by Weeblex July 8, 2011