Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.

Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.

by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006

Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

by 88swaggie February 15, 2015

Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

by Mr.anonymously handsome January 3, 2011

Fratricidal war

It means when one is killing their own family or society members of the same group.

Brothers killing each other for the throne led to fratricidal war.

by AZRAEL34 March 7, 2022

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.

We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.

by Theking78 October 1, 2014