waffle cock

can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game

"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"

by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

Blue Waffle

A "waffle" is a slang term for "vagina." And a "Blue Waffle" is a slang term for a severe vaginal infection where the vagina actually becomes blue in color. Often confused with the food item blueberry waffles.

Don't you touch me you asshole!

Dang girl, why you so defensive? Got a blue waffle you hidin'?

by hahaisteppedonyourdick2 October 20, 2010

blue waffle

The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint

I watched my friend eat out his girlfriend while she had blue waffles.

by Travis Marcy March 4, 2010

Waffle Time

The time period of 2 am- 3 am where it is mandatory to enjoy a waffle of any kind. No cheating. Pancakes and crepes is the pussy option

Kyle- "What time is it?"
Evan- "waffle time!"

by Fuffytheclownkiller March 22, 2015

Belgian Waffle Stack

A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top

I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.

by koolaidman21 February 26, 2008