Weird ass girl who gets A+ in all grades but PE. Has very short temper and outbursts with ease. Very cocky and swimming in hormones.
by Carpet buster April 27, 2019
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It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar
friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019
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Get the Valentine mug.Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.
by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020
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A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
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