Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.

Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently

by TinyBabyBear October 27, 2011

Unicorn emoji

The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone

“Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”

*pansexual/bisexual appears*

“HI!”

by Maybealesbianidk September 5, 2021

Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.

Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

Unicorn Style

When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina

Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!

by Snack'em August 3, 2010

The Last Unicorn

When a male can't satisfy a female sexually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. She then, rides the bump on his forehead until completion.

Tom couldn't get Stacy off the other night. So she knocked his ass out and rode The Last Unicorn.

by Luxferus September 20, 2014