Ass Truck

Refers to jerks in trucks that think they own the road and drive like morons. Could be any vehicle from a pick-up to a semi.

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Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

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Someone who's wheeling lots of people.

Man, Jane is wheeling like 18 different people!" "What a transport truck."

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its that high pitched, sounding way of saying fire truck.

Mommy!! Mommy!! Did you see the fiya truck!?

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What happens when a British dick gets hard and it doesn't stop for anything

He got a nob truck and it hit me in the face.

nob truck by H t-dawg November 27, 2013

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A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it

I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot

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A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.

"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."

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