by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
Get the Honey Personmug. Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA
"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."
by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016
Get the cubicle personmug. A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.
The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.
by Lambo Peterson September 4, 2019
Get the pocket personalitymug. A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
by lonleywolf August 12, 2021
Get the Shallow Personmug. a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010
Get the fleece personalitymug. When you get two fingers and put the in a womens asshole then getting two other fingers and putting them in her vagina and then twisting your wrist whilst your finger are in her
by Mark Orduno February 1, 2018
Get the personal keyholemug. A crocodile person is an aggressive, manipulative person who preys on feelings of social agony in others.
A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.
They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.
Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .
The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.
They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.
Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .
The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
Wendy comes from a dogmatic warrior subculture. She owns firearms, and uses coercion to arm-twist others to get what she wants. She married a very docile and sophisticated male, John. Wendy was often aggressive, disarming, disabusing, counter-assumptive, crude, not self-aware, lacking in accountability, and always let John's feelings go where they would go, as a way of keeping John unstable. When John would lose interest due to her troglodyte behavior, she would try to initiate sex or steer the convo in that direction.
Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
by DanZhukovin October 25, 2019
Get the Crocodile Personmug.