by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009
Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
by kikidee05 February 07, 2008
1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004
A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.
-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!
-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013
1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 28, 2010
by Extendedmeme January 15, 2020
The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.
by Arachnophiliacs May 24, 2011