squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

Lobster Bukakke

When a man smashes a lobster claw in a public place all over a group of unsuspecting strangers

Crossy gave that guy in the Flyers jacket a Lobster Bukakke

by Crossey Truther October 2, 2022

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

Lobster Paw

When one lacks a butthole

i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.

by Pittbuls June 28, 2017

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Legionnaire

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.

A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023