Jump to chump

When you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.

Josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

Tomas: Why does it look like Josh is crying?

Ben: Cuz he's a chump.

Tomas: How can you say that!?! You just jump to chump like that.

by BombSquadRaabi January 17, 2010

jump box

A portable battery used to jump start a vehicle with a dead battery.

The jump box has two wires coming out with clamps on the end; it also has a wall plug and a charge meter; must be for jump starting a vehicle.

by a clever ud user September 14, 2009

spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air

Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew

by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019

Photo Jumping

To make a last ditch effort to jump into a photo, intentionally to wreck and/or mess it up

Yo, Greg was photo jumping last night, it go so annoying after he messed up the first 17 !

by Greg M. July 2, 2008

Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008