by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025
Get the Pussy Hand Grenade mug.*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
Get the Grenade Explosion mug.John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenade mug.by Fr3nchbread September 10, 2018
Get the Grenade mug.When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade
me(teleports behind her in a flash): imma light that red grenade
by wh3r3 did he go March 24, 2019
Get the red grenade mug.A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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