Ghost-Comp

Ghost-Comp: When you, and your vape lord friends challenge each other to a "ghost competition" in the nearest bathroom at any given party. Using the mirror, as support, to help blow the fattest "ghost" is allowed, and advised, as whoever wins the "ghost-comp" gets bragging rights, until your next "ghost-comp".

Alex: Hey fuckers, ya'll wanna hit a ghost-comp in the bathroom?

Fuckers: Fuck yeah ima whoop your shit

Alex: Bet Lets Go

by Arex Ropeman April 27, 2022

Ghost Client

A cheat for a video that is often in FPS games. It’s called a ghost client because it’s hard to find out if they are using it in their own recordings or streams. The three games that these are mostly used in is CSGO, Minecraft Java, and Fortnite.

Typically in CSGO and Fortnite the ghost client has an aimbot that looks very legit or an ESP that can only been seen by the streamer but if they are streaming with a screen recorder like OBS it won’t show the ESP boxes to the viewer.

In Minecraft Java the cheats mostly consist of Reach, Autoclicker, and Aim Assist. A lot of famous youtubers have been exposed for using it like Ziblacking and Zuiy.

Player 1: Goddamn this guy is hitting me from distance I don’t think he cheats tho
Player 2: I am cheating lol just using a ghost client which is why it doesn’t look like it

by ZuiyOTF47 May 5, 2022

Shrouded Ghost

A lie.

The shrouded ghost does not exist, even after that stupid adventure thing, it doesn’t

by Sandman46 June 4, 2022

Ghost Turd

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014

Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.

You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"

by _Darth_Vader_ July 4, 2011

Ghost Audio

The few seconds of audio a computer makes after a window is closed that was playing audio. A lul usually occurs between the closing of the window and the few seconds of audio. This usually happens with aged computers and tends to happen more and more as time goes by.

Music Player: "Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy"
- Window Closes -
3 Seconds Later...
Music Player (Ghost Audio): "'Till you die."

by Luhta July 23, 2009

beat the ghost

1. To masturbate whilst wearing a condom on one's penis.
2. To pummel a spectral being.

Because he ran out of absorbent materials, Nick had to resort to beating the ghost.

Norbert was sick and tired of the poltergeist haunting his family, so he decided to beat the ghost.

by Emupudding September 15, 2008