moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022

Clip Farmer

1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.

"Jynxzi is such a clip farmer bro.."

by Co0che man July 17, 2024

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.

UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!

by HzlH May 8, 2017

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023

pig farmer

A guy who's not ashamed to hit on large women.

He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.

by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022

Privileged Settler Farmers

Term used to describe white settlers who moved into an area and began to farm in North America. White Settlers forced indigenous people from there homes onto reservations. The term is usually used to refer to today's population who still are benefiting from colonialism. aka, The original settlers decedents, and other people who use this land. Can be a derogatory term. Can be a just a name.

wow those Privileged Settler Farmers sure have a nice house.

by Swizzletddizzle November 10, 2020