lawyers that win cases

A stupid ad I need getting on urban dictionary

“What’s something that is unreal?”

“Lawyers that win cases”

by Cheeae February 24, 2024

Smokey Phone Case

A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.

Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

case

when a guy/girl is fine as hell but younger than you

not in a pedo way tho🤢🤢

“bro leslie’s a whole case, but im down”

by erinnee November 28, 2019

kellbe case

Fat ass hoe that eats dick ever day to pay her rent in her piece of shit apartment

Kellbe case eats dick

by Big yeeters April 21, 2017

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 17, 2021

case of the baddies

Spiriling, going through a hard time.

Holy, Randy really has a case of the baddies.

by Jaetee March 26, 2021

Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.

Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.

by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024