leo thomas

A person who usually slags people off but always gets knocked out because he gets way to big for his boots

Guy:I'm gonna hurt you
Other guy:Go on then
Guy:No I'm really sorry what I said
Other guy:Ha your such a leo thomas

by TheLegendPengting July 30, 2017

Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009

Thomas Hutchins

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.

Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale

by Slymaximus December 12, 2017

Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.

Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....

by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020

Thomas Marshall

A BIG BOI WHO MODELS FOR PLAYBOY

“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck”
“Ik He was my best get”

by jeejagupta June 6, 2019