swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.
Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!
by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016
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Swamp Itch

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch
by LiberalEater69 January 29, 2019
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Swamp sucker

A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.
"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."
by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020
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Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.
Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
by Reef.BlastBody July 13, 2017
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Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke
That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house
by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020
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Swamp Pus

Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.
That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.
by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015
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swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010
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