Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
by Nee bay February 24, 2019
Get the swamp cricketmug. A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.
"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."
by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020
Get the Swamp suckermug. by LiberalEater69 January 28, 2019
Get the Swamp Itchmug. by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018
Get the draining the swampmug. Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk December 9, 2011
Get the Middlebury Swampmug. by xBigredx99 April 27, 2015
Get the Swamp Pusmug. A old friends old lady, they used to be fun separate but together have both turned into..... Swamp Donky's
just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
just because she inherited a house doesn't make her worthy and you both act like you inherited the casino royal!
by criznaig December 31, 2013
Get the SWAMP DONKY'smug.