poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Flesh Sausage

1.) Penis
2.) The male reproductive organ.

John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.

"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."

by McHesp March 21, 2017

Sausage Scrubber

A woman's vagina

Tina has a burnt out sausage scrubber!

by maxactionattack February 23, 2011

sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 7, 2009

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018