soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

ghetto sandwich

A lunch served in the ghetto. It involes straight up cheese with mayonnaise spread on it. Found in Naptown.

Mainly in St.marys Lunch Room is a ghetto sandwich eaten and mocked.

by Unknown282828 October 10, 2007

bitch sandwich

The act of being stuck between two fighting bitches.

Man 1: Ugh, I was stuck in the middle of a terrible bitch sandwich yesterday...
Man 2: I feel for you, dude.

by 1337d00d17 February 28, 2008

Club Sandwich

Similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a Club Sandwich. In order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the 'toothpick' in the sandwich.

Could my two friends and I interest you ladies in a Club Sandwich?

by MattMc September 17, 2008

sandwich glue

Obscure slang referring to mayo, mustard or whatever sauce or condiment is added to the meat, cheese and lettuce in a sandwich essentially "holding it together".

Could I have more sandwich glue with this club sandwich?"

by orsonzilla March 31, 2005

slut sandwich

a sandwich made entirely of two or more sluts being hugged nakedly by two guys

yo that slut sandwich last night was a great way to get everyone involved in an activity

by kdawg123 March 18, 2011

Sandwich Head

A rather uncommon insult implying that the target has all the cunning and intelligence of a selection of deli meat betwixt two slices of bread.

Mustard is optional.

Person A: Hey, get that door for me, will you?

Person B: This door?

Person A: No, the other, INVISIBLE door in this room. *exasperated sigh* Damn sandwich head.

by Drunken Scotsman April 19, 2009