A rather uncommon insult implying that the target has all the cunning and intelligence of a selection of deli meat betwixt two slices of bread.

Mustard is optional.
Person A: Hey, get that door for me, will you?

Person B: This door?

Person A: No, the other, INVISIBLE door in this room. *exasperated sigh* Damn sandwich head.
by Drunken Scotsman April 20, 2009
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A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
by Rage_thorne June 24, 2023
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