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barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood
If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.
by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020
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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
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D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex
Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight
by Bend0ver. June 24, 2021
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rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick
That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.
by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013
mugGet the rod knockermug.

Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.
James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.
by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021
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Rod

Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Ride or Die.

Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.

So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.

I love you rod.

I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
by @joshuarodsbestie March 23, 2022
mugGet the Rodmug.

A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
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