Swagga Land

another word for Bridgewater Massachusetts.

learn it, love it, live it.

"hey, wheres the party tonight?"
"SWAGGA LAND!"
"bridgewater."

by SWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGAAA! June 17, 2009

land grab

When you invade another country and take over... keeping their resources and obviously... land... for yourself.

This is what Israel DID NOT do considering that Israeli land was bought for England completely legally.

by Alex August 7, 2004

dry land

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.

I shat so much that I saw dry land.

by Just Another Ghost Writer April 22, 2015

crash landing

When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)

Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that?

Krystal: I had a crash landing last night!

by Aidos December 31, 2005

promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

50 cent came straight from the promised land.

by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005

LMAO Land

the land of everything known as lmao...
funny basically lives here year round...

1. Dude!! i went to lmao land yesterday!! it was fucking EPIC!!
2. a rofl-copter is the ruler of lmao land lolz!!

by f3@rl3$$ January 5, 2009

land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.

"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)

by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012