Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017
by Author's ashes February 01, 2017
by seeders January 24, 2017
It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!
John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 05, 2011
by El Coco Loco July 09, 2015
The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.
"Am I cursed?"
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"
"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
by IcyThot July 19, 2021