cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021

Literary crush

A special kind of crush on a literary figure, which values them for their wit/cleverness and general ability to impress

I have a crippling literary crush on Philip Roth

by guiliaurbandictionary March 26, 2013

freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

bandwagon crush

When you have a crush on someone just because they're Rich or famous. No actual beauty is involved in the liking of this person

"that Finn wolfhard kid is such a bandwagon crush, it pisses me off"

by John Makarov January 27, 2018

Background Crush

Noun. A lowkey crush that's been consistent for years. You might be in other relationships or have overlying crushes on others but still maintain the background crush. You know you will never date your background crush but a voice in your head will always say "maybe." Usually some connection to childhood. You can marry a guy but still be like "I wonder how Dennis is doing".

"Wow, you and Dennis are so flirty. You should totally hook up with him!" "No, no, you can't just hook up with background crush. Imagine the emotional baggage"

by Mraknowstheshit December 1, 2018

Criminal Crush

When you have a crush on a criminal.

Paul Bernardo is my criminal crush

by Bill5will7 August 13, 2018

pelvic crush

What a man experiences when having sex with an overly enthusiastic woman, when said woman is on top and she bounces wildly, forgetting that her weight is coming down on the guy's pelvis.

Sex with Linda is rough, I always get a pelvic crush from her.

by Space guru September 8, 2017