Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger

Brad bacon, loves Paola

by Selenewuzhere78 December 9, 2018

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018