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Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.
Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.
by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018
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Uncoordinated Fool

When someone slips in the middle of a dance battle and you need a quick insult, or when someone slips in general. When someone trips when walking ot falls flat on their face.
Person 1: *slips*
Person 2: You uncoordinated fool!
by NataliMarie November 11, 2020
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fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market
Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!
by zombie vagina July 24, 2018
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Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.
Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.
by Sethtaros May 13, 2018
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Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.
He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.
by hiwaychild July 18, 2018
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bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool
Yous are bloody bloomal fools
by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016
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