American Dad

American Dad: a Family Guy-spinoff about Stan Smith, a CIA officer with an intense love for America, and his family.

Roger the Alien. American Dad.

by Grijze Pilion October 14, 2012

MSN Dad

a pathetic man who repeatedly tries to be a father figure to his kids (of any age) through MSN Messenger or the like, but is unsuccessful.

MSN Dad: "son i told you lasttime i dontwant yuo to sware so muhc"

Son: "man **** that **** im outta here" *offline*

by IEATRICE December 30, 2007

your dad

the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom

(back in the 70's) OH DADDY! FUCK ME!

by your daddy March 12, 2004

Dillons dad

a Nurse.

dillons dad is such a nurse,

Dillon Shut up ur dads a nurse

by DillonsDadtTheNurse March 17, 2009

ya dad

A common answer to ya mam jokes.
Often seen as funny the first few times but boys tend to think up more come backs after a lot of use. Such as ya nana or ya sister.

Boy: Ya mam..hahahaha
Girl: Oh yeh? Well ya dad
Boy: :O *speechless*

by EmGem December 16, 2007

Ajani's Dad

Someone that doesn't exist

Me: Yo you seen Ajani's Dad.
Also Me: Oh wait he doesn't exist

by NotAjani September 2, 2019

Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.

Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"

by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009