Spazket-case

A person that is acting like a spaz, and a basket-case.

"Get off my lawn you spazket-case!"

by anonymous May 5, 2022

What is actually the case

It isn't a parallel universe.

Hym "It's what is actually the case. You garbage are going to get what's coming to you in way or another."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.

Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.

by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024

Case of the Gallos

When you out to even make Joey Gallo blush.

"This year's Yankees have a serious case of the Gallos in the playoffs."

by Rat Tad69 October 22, 2022

Bill Cosby case

Unpopular cases are the ones that people hopefully don't forget in favor of something that appeals to more people's taste in what a good trial should be like.

Instead of listening to somebody that tries to tell people they are winning something, or that everybody is winning something, and getting their hopes/ego/morale boosted, doesn't it make more sense to focus on what all you're losing in life, and what the cost will be to you or others, even if it's not all sunshine and positivity? The Bill Cosby case illustrates that the machine/system is not really a win-win for anybody, no wonder it's not popular. People like their bullshit in America, bullshit is what's popular, people like to hear win-win and happy endings even if reality is not always like that for everybody. A realistic outcome isn't going to be popular.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

case of dilla

The most incorrect American way to mispronounce "quesadilla." Anyone who uses this word should be immediately kicked out of whatever dining establishment they're in.

American: excuse me, can I order two case of dillas?

Mexican restaurant worker: (sarcastically) sure. do you also want a free side of whack-a-mole?

American: oh, is that the one that's, like, the mashed-up of-uh-condo? see.

by someone malignant December 25, 2024

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 17, 2021