j status 

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

j status by bbspo July 7, 2008

primo status 

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.

If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.

primo status by Sinonymous May 24, 2009

Pussy Status

a dumb girl who is afraid to get her ass jumped because she doesn't know how to handle her scandals

that chick over there she's in the pussy status

Pussy Status by Fuckk_LoVe| August 22, 2010

asshole status 

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

asshole status by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

fo sho status 

The favorable status of a situation/relationship/noun. Derived from "fo sho" which is slang for "for sure" or "affirmative"

Max: Hey man you wanna roll down to the student union and get some grub?
John: Fo sho status.

fo sho status by Choppy February 17, 2003

old school status 

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school

That picture on her profile is old school status!

old school status by me ♥ February 10, 2007

b brown status 

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

b brown status by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008