Squid

A person that is not willing to stand up for himself,A spineless bitch

That fuckin guy is such a squid

by Rey G September 22, 2009

Squib

Referring to a gay male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.

Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness

Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.

Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.

by NGinEar February 27, 2012

Squid

Someone who is annoying, tactless and down right retarculous.

"Alison, did you see that? That guy just pulled out in front of me. I totally had to slam on my breaks to avoid a major accident. Unbelievable, what a Squid!"

"I can't believe it. Jillian and I were supposed to get together for lunch today, and she completely blew me off! I knew she was a Squid.

by Brook Powers May 8, 2006

Squid

Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.

Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!

by RuTang December 18, 2009

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

squib kick

a girl that is ugly as hell and ultimatley pointless.

what the hell is that squib kick doing here?

by mr.gregg November 16, 2006

Squid

Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.

Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.

by Bettina December 11, 2008