spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.

Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!

by gangstah Dan March 7, 2019

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gang spank

When a bunch of your homies "spank" your ass with their penis's

" my cousin told me how he got gang spanked last night. He was so happy!"

by Saladtosser81 April 4, 2018

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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

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is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

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