Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.

Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019

smurf

Really hot sexy midgets that turned blue cause ur mum

Ohhh yea daddy smurf go deeper daddy

by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019

smurf cat

cat that a smurf

smurf cat

by smurf cat September 27, 2023

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025